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Skiff

Some of them directed by the voice of the Planet God in their heads and others due to plain dumb luck, our party meets up in the middle of the desert to find a small flying Skiff and a bunch of ratfolk arguing if the "God Boss" even exists

When it became apparent the some of the Ratties disagreed and started killing the others, the party stepped in a intimidated the group with explosive healing, physical force, and tentacles delicately caressing the ratties most moist and tender places.

One rat did not put up with all this malarkey and managed to escape... swearing revenge... dun dun duuuuuuuuun

The cleric rat of the group took the party and their ghost powered flying skiff off towards the east and the God Bosses bidding but they group were caught out by a sudden dust storm and landed in some small ruins for shelter while it past.

Searching the the scorpion infested ruins showed the held little of interest but a deep pit in the centre seemed interesting and some of the group descended while the others had a nap under the skiff.

Below the plateau the party discovered a set of lush living quarters that looked like they had been recently ransacked, populated only by two teenage human children who begged for them to leave, which of course they refuse to do, instead looking to see what loot they could find.

After really, REALLY pressing their welcome, the party eventually became engaged in combat with the two juvenile Blue Dragon orphans who just wanted to be left alone, but nooooooo, time to slaughter some kids.

This proved difficult however, and if not for the mad sisters still echoing in Fletcher's head and taking over his body when he dropped to the floor, detonating a powerful magical item in his possession, it is likely the threesome would heave been emerging out the read of the reptiles arse in due course.

Fortunately however, the juveniles were in experienced at combat and did not press their advantage when they had it, instead one fleeing when their wounds grew too sever leaving the second to be ganged up on a killed.

The second distraught dragon was later discovered hiding in a small alcove while the party was split, and again Fletcher came to the rescue "remembering" a quicker passage through the tunnels and rocks he had earlier been exploring. She was quickly dispatched.

Little loot to be found however since their parents had been already killed for the trove, and the odd reason behind the spell one cast "asking for help" and "describing the party in nauseous detail" was never discovered.... surely nothing to be worried about